Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Rainbow Hair Porn
(fromsmallviletosuperman-the third picture)
I’d love to do rainbow hair one day. but ugh imagine the upkeep…
"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)
I hate it when people complain about black girls not liking when people say “You’re pretty for a black girl” like “Oh my god just accept the compliment.” Um no. That’s not a compliment you basically just said “You’re black. Meaning you were bound to come out the womb ugly but congratulations you didn’t.” It’s disrespectful and shady as fuck.
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.
- Elliott Alexzander