on my way to steal yo gurl
Fall Out Boy - The Phoenix
that snap would’ve put Prince to shame…
why is there a lobster on that chicks dress?
weren’t lobsters considered the rats of the sea until like the 70’s?
…. i just…. really a lobster?
Actually, it was the result of a collaboration between Elsa Schiaparelli and Salvador Dali, who had a real thing for lobsters.
I try to be like well I’ve never formally studied fashion so I guess I don’t know *everything* but fuck that, I know everything.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CLINGY CREEPY CUSTOMERS.”
Bottom Text: “WHO MISTAKE YOUR RETAIL-PERSONALITY FOR FLIRTING.”]
I’m paid to smile and be helpful and sell you things.
Please stop coming to the store just to chit-chat forever and follow me around everywhere. Please don’t show me pictures of yourself on your cell phone in JUST YOUR UNDERWEAR.
when something big happens in a fandom you’re not in
Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]
it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs
And now I can’t stop laughing.
I like how everyone is looking ahead and totally serious and Patrick just looks like he’s on the cover of a Nancy Drew book.
Lucille Ball in “The Big Street”, 1942.
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